In a Parallel Universe...

Elephants fly, dogs speak, flowers twinkle,
It always rains,
The sun is triangular,
There is no gravity,

Trees are all blue,
Butterflies sing,
Dreams are coherent,
Rivers float,

People are nude,
There is always music in the atmosphere,
There is always weed smoke in the atmosphere,
The sea is made of beer,

There is no portry,
Each word has just one meaning,
Books are printed in blue ink,
Hands of clocks move anticlockwise,

Joker is good, Batman is evil,
All the humans are cartoons,
Viewers enter into films,
Balakrishna's stunts are real,

There is BGM in real life,
Life can be rewinded and forwarded,
People actually dance in groups,
You write the script of your life story,

You reject Katy Perry's proposal,
You reject Brad Pitt's proposal,
All the men are mad about you,
All the women are mad about you,

You compose "Jo bhi mein",
You are the best footballer,
You invent electricity,
You're the God,

This same poem (is it?) is written somewhere,
You read it in a book,
You compose a tune for it,
You write it.